oh man, the beginning bit of this DLC is ****ing priceless laughcry
YouTube video
Want. New. Sig. Just. Cant. Think. Of. Suitable. Subject. Matter.
EDIT:
Oh dear god I lol'd so hard at this the first time I had to go find it.
possible spoiler, be warned.
Oh Ezio, you so silly..
Originally posted by Kharhmah
Want. New. Sig. Just. Cant. Think. Of. Suitable. Subject. Matter.EDIT:
Oh dear god I lol'd so hard at this the first time I had to go find it.
possible spoiler, be warned.Oh Ezio, you so silly..
I knew it, Leonardo DiCaprio is gay.
Wait, what.....?
Stranger: Me and a friend of mine want to film a porn movie. Would you be interested in participating as an actress?
You: Sure
Stranger: 🙂
You: Just tell me when and where
You: I don't do black guys though
Stranger: The Filming will be in Germany or Holland
You: Or Asians
You: they disgust me
Stranger: we are europeans
You: Where ar eyou from?
You: What country I mean
Stranger: Germany
You: I see
You: I'm from Holland so that works out perfectly
You: But I'm not really into Germans though
You: They're usually fat
You: Do you know Marius?
You: He's from Germany and he's fat
Stranger: Well I'm not fat :<
You: I should hope so
Stranger: I dont know Marius
Stranger: Would you do anal?
You: No, sorry, I'm never doing anal in my life again
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok, no anal, it's fine 😉
You: Alright then
Stranger: we are having a meetup end of august / beginning of septembre
Stranger: possibly on the german border or the border of holland
Stranger: which probably will involve sex
Stranger: but you will only get paid after the filming
Stranger: is that ok?
You: No, no, I'm not falling for that one again
You: That's how I lost my virginity
Stranger: in a porn cast? o_o
You: Yes
Stranger: hm ok
Stranger: then we will pay you a little amount after the meetup
Stranger: please note that this is a total amateur project
Stranger: no professional shit 😛
You: That's alright
You: I'm not into professional shit anyway
Stranger: 😄
Stranger: good