This is from a South Park video game for N64
From the deep reaches of space, a horror approaches. Once in a great while, the malevolent forces of the universe combine to form a force of evil so concentrated, so pure, that no bastion of goodness and decency can stand against it. It hurls through the universe towards its destination: Earth. The town to be victimized: South Park, Colorado, a quaint little town, nestled in the peaks of the Rocky Mountains. Where better to terrorize good and decent folk? *scoff* Yeah, right!