The other night, my sister and I went to that autograph signing out at our mall where three Pens players were helping raise money for the 2000 Turkey Campaign dealie. Right before we got in line, we were talking about all the different ways my sister could tell Jordan Staal (one of her favorites who was there that night) that she wants to be his baby mama. haermm
The best way, we determined, would be to start off with a normal, casual question, then completely veer off the beaten path to catch them off guard whilst keeping a straight poker face. haermm
Examples would include:
Hey, I really liked that one goal where- I wanna have your babies. 😐
That hit you made on- Are you DTF? 😐
Is it difficult to- Boxers or briefs? Or commando. Commando's fine, too. 😐
and my absolute favorite: How long do you train- I'm so wet right now. 😐
She's probably gonna kill me if she reads this post, but it was ****in' hilarious and I had to share it. haermm
So I havent been posting a whole lot lately, mostly because I had my phone taken from me but also, because I got kicked out of my house... Ive been living with my moms bestfriend from highschool, who is like a second mother to me and more of a mother than my own mother is to me.
But, ive been doing alright. For the most part.
"* not posting to get attention, but to remember why I was crying.
I am crying because there were some African American guys at my door and I didn’t know what the hell to do.. They kept ringing the door bell. I turned off every sound. I walked quietly to the bathroom and hid. I fell to the floor, weak & scared. Not knowing what to do, I started crying quietly to myself. They wouldn’t leave. They kept ringing and ringing the doorbell. I was really scared.. They didn’t leave ‘til about 5 minutes later. Now, I keep crying because that was a moment where I felt I was going to die. "