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Started by Thoren9,042 pages

Originally posted by Barker
Trying. May need to wait a month.
For that new years resolution to kick in?

Well of course.

A resolution to talk to women should have been made a long time ago.

This is a resolution to decide within the first 10 seconds of the first class of a semester who I want to bang and to sit next them.

Set me aside, you'll find
people are the same everywhere
Hoist me from the herd and
people are the same anywhere.

Then our creator had to
stumble and stall
and our creator had to make
The biggest mistake of all
yeah. yeah. yeah.

I made it into the top 50 for total post count. 😐 woot

Originally posted by Barker
This is a resolution to decide within the first 10 seconds of the first class of a semester who I want to bang and to sit next them.
GTFO haermm

It's a good plan huhu

Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, did you bote your tongue?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, did you bote your tongue?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
‎"There was a little girl, with a bookcase for a heart. Whose dusty, lonely shelves, longed for swan songs to impart. And came a dawn hued book, with pages stained which dwell, in worlds of wondering whimsy, which reality could not quell. With lashes softly crotched, around lyric violet eyes, the little girl looked up, to tug boats clearing skies. A night where stars would fly, instead of tarnished fall. And where a bookcase for a heart, was not a bad thing after all."‎"There was a little girl, with a bookcase for a heart. Whose dusty, lonely shelves, longed for swan songs to impart. And came a dawn hued book, with pages stained which dwell, in worlds of wondering whimsy, which reality could not quell. With lashes softly crotched, around lyric violet eyes, the little girl looked up, to tug boats clearing skies. A night where stars would fly, instead of tarnished fall. And where a bookcase for a heart, was not a bad thing after all."

Originally posted by Barker
I made it into the top 50 for total post count. 😐 woot
Hey wtf, I'm still ten behind you. thumbdown

Originally posted by Barker
It's a good plan huhu
That's what she said.

Originally posted by Barker
‎"There was a little girl, with a bookcase for a heart. Whose dusty, lonely shelves, longed for swan songs to impart. And came a dawn hued book, with pages stained which dwell, in worlds of wondering whimsy, which reality could not quell. With lashes softly crotched, around lyric violet eyes, the little girl looked up, to tug boats clearing skies. A night where stars would fly, instead of tarnished fall. And where a bookcase for a heart, was not a bad thing after all."‎"There was a little girl, with a bookcase for a heart. Whose dusty, lonely shelves, longed for swan songs to impart. And came a dawn hued book, with pages stained which dwell, in worlds of wondering whimsy, which reality could not quell. With lashes softly crotched, around lyric violet eyes, the little girl looked up, to tug boats clearing skies. A night where stars would fly, instead of tarnished fall. And where a bookcase for a heart, was not a bad thing after all."

Michael Barber, you creeper haermm

Originally posted by Thoren
Hey wtf, I'm still ten behind you. thumbdown

Get on my level
Originally posted by Thoren
That's what she said.

131wank
Originally posted by silver_tears
Michael Barber, you creeper haermm

I cannot thank you enough for that My Morning Jacket link. tohsrug

You're welcome biscuits

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're welcome biscuits
I want to link-rape you.
Originally posted by Barker
Get on my level
I could have sworn I was beyond your level. ermmnone

Also this:

hihat

Originally posted by Thoren
I want to link-rape you.

I would link-rape you right back haermm.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I would link-rape you right back haermm.
Oh you dirty minx.

link-rape

eyes