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We had a nice chat, then her sister stopped it. I'm starting to hate her sister, everytime I get on a roll in convo land, she messes it up! Imma have to do this the old fashioned way. Time to use secret weapon X.

Time.

I can't believe I wrote a poem today.
It wasn't supposed to be like that.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Dammit! You're not the first to catch that. haermm

I didn't know zombies were horny? 😏

Everyone is horny.
I'm not even wearing pants.

Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
Yea
Then you are a gay fish!(southpark)

Originally posted by Thoren
I didn't know zombies were horny? 😏

Well, when they're getting all worked up about brains they can't get to, they have to release all that tension somehow. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Dave_97
I can't believe I wrote a poem today.
It wasn't supposed to be like that.

Last poem I wrote was last August.
LOOL, I wrote one about water, apparently. But it was before I fully realized my appreciation for the stuff. XD

*Disclaimer*- This is just me rambling about my thoughts on Jon Jones, feel free to read, but it's really only hear because I felt like saying it.

I don't understand why everyone is so mesmerized with Jon "Bones" Jones.

Sure he's good, but it's not that surprising that the biggest fighter in the 205 division (with the longest reach in MMA history) is the champion. Why is he so amazing? If he moved up and fought Junior Dos Santos or Cain Velasquez, he'd get slaughtered.

People call him "the best young fighter", but he's not. That title belongs to Jose Aldo.

If Aldo and Jones were the same size, Aldo would annihilate him. His Muay Thai is spectacular (leg kicks are nasty), and he is excellent at using his kicks and knees to set up his punch combinations, which are also excellent and very powerful. Great head movement, and footwork as well.

He has excellent takedown defense, and a top notch Brazilian Jiu Jitsu game.

Not only that, but he won the FW belt at a younger age than Jones won the LHW belt, and has defended it more times.

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^Watch and be amazed. Video includes footage of Jose kicking a soccer ball into a basketball goal at full court distance, and some pretty brutal beatings.

That was most definitely the greatest Creature Talk in a long ass time.

This is what absolutely made my day. <3
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My friend got on Creature Talk and got James to say, "Kay, diddle my butthole."

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
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do want

Nerdy whore.

youre jealous

Who says I wanna be a whore like you? haermm
I'm already nerdy in my own way, anyways. haermm

being a whore is awesome, i get all the bitches... like.. 1 every 5 years.

Those are just the bitches you choose. haermm
There's most definitely more than just one flocking to you per five years. haermm

nope

Exercise videos just got better!