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i dont wanna look like johnny bravo.

i wish i could run. stupid legs hurting from all the running.

My bed is tiny. There's a very limited number of ways I can sleep on it. If I go too far one way, I'll knock something from my shelf, if I go too far another, the metal frame digs into my arms and legs and if I go too far yet another way, I'll knock over my XBOX.
Can't reach my window, plus it's been stuck shut for as long as I can remember.
Can't leave my laptop on cause there's nowhere to set it. Can't stand the tv being on cause the light and noise bothers me.
Only way for me to consciously avoid nightmares is to stay awake long enough that I'll know that once I finally do go to sleep, I'll be too ****ing tired to remember that I'm having a nightmare by the time it comes to wake up.
Which is why I'm just reading and sitting here trying not to fall asleep with loud ass music in my head and a flat Monster.

Dave I order you to have a convo with Kay to stop her falling asleep.. Now.

Nah leave him be. I know he doesn't wanna talk. It doesn't matter anyways.

I'm sorry, I'll stop rambling on tumblr

God's cruelest joke, women are horniest on their periods.

Originally posted by silver_tears
God's cruelest joke, women are horniest on their periods.
for men. the only time women want to jump us, they happen to be bleeding.

Staying close to my phone/computer until I get tickets to see Hot Fuzz and have a Q and A with Edgar Wright after.

**** that, tickets are 30 bucks.

Apparently I ended up falling asleep and now I'm awake. This sucks

Originally posted by silver_tears
God's cruelest joke, women are horniest on their periods.

Ain't that the truth.

There's still dye all over my right *** on this shirt from when my sister was rinsing the dye from my hair
Ended up getting a little too close for comfort there cause of how small our bathroom is.

My house is full of smoke.

Smoking cigars again or is someone trying to cook?

Someone is cooking.

And are they succeeding or are you standing at the ready with a fire extinguisher in one hand and the fire department on the phone on the other? haermm

They talk really loudly in those Cracked After Hours shorts. Especially the chick. There's times when she's actually shouting and it's kinda sorta annoying.

I haven't left my room cause I'm masturbating.

When aren't you masturbating?