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BOTOX TO YOUR FACE YOU OLD B****
I SENT HER A BOX FILLED WITH BOMBS
THE NEXT DAY SHE WAS BURNT LIKE A WITC.H
I TOOK A TRIP TO VIETNAM

"God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!"

lets make bisquits, lets make bisquets

A GREEN HAIRD SUICIDAL BOMBER
ASKED HIM HOWS THE GRASS UP YONDER

STUDENTS THINK PRINCIPLE IS A MURDERER
I TOLD THEM HE JUST A STUPID WANDERER

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

A DOCTOR MURDERS ANOTHER DOCTOR
IMPOSSIBLE LIKE A ROBBER ROBBING ANOTHER ROBBER

KEPT HIS WIFES HEAD IN A HAT BOX
DECIDEDED TO TAKE HER TO GET BOTOX

scooterraygun

i love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like victory

I fought the lawn and the lawn won 😐

VICTORY TO THE ONE LEGGED LIAR
HE FAUGHT AND STOLE APOLLOS LYRE
THAT MOTHER PHUCKER CRAWLED OUT OF A MIRE
AND I LAUGHED MY SELF TO SLEEP LIKE MARK MCGUIRE

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^I love that one! It happens to me all the time (Mr. Spidey)

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My friend is a butcher,
he has 16 knives,
he carries them all over the town,
at least he tries

THE ROOM IS SPINNING LIKE A DISCO BALL
I MUST ANSWER THE TELEPHONE CALL

STRANDED ON A LAND FILLED WITH PEOPLE
BUT IT WASN"T AN ISLAND, THATS A FACT
DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO ARE FEEBLE
MINDED, THAT WAS MY FINAL ACT

COUnTING TO MILLION TILL I HEAR THE SIRENS
THE SOUND IS DESTROYING MY EARS, I SEE SYRENS

These days will change
Like memories fade into yesterday

chrismicka