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What if they have vagina teeth? o.o

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
What if they have vagina teeth? o.o

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Then I hope they have a good dental plan. biscuits

Originally posted by Astner
So, how was work?

Day off awesome

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I dunno, I think the most terrifying thing you could come across in that line of work is unfortunate smells. No matter how bad they look, you can close your eyes, if they smell bad, you're washing your soul when you go home.

But like walking in, bet they're suddenly terrified, wondering what weird shit the hottie is into.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Day off awesome

But like walking in, bet they're suddenly terrified, wondering what weird shit the hottie is into.

Armpits.

Originally posted by Dolos
Armpits.

Originally posted by Astner
That wasn't a challenge you demented ****. 😘

Nose ****ing.

Originally posted by Dolos
Nose ****ing.

Originally posted by Astner
That would only work for someone of your size.

No, I mean instead of laying pipe, you're laying nose. Instead of boning, you're nosing. Get it?

Originally posted by Dolos
No, I mean instead of laying pipe, you're laying nose. Instead of boning, you're nosing. Get it?

Dash is not Amuzed.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox

Dash is not Amuzed.

Toe-ing?

Footsies?

Maybe if their crazy enough they'll buy an escort for a tickle fest!

Originally posted by Dolos
Maybe if their crazy enough they'll buy an escort for a tickle fest!

Originally posted by Astner
I hope that someone cut your eyelids off, binds you to a chair in front of a TV, and forces you to the scene you just portrayed for posting that.

If I had a million dollars I'd get a eleven of the hottest escorts, and play a game of dodgeball...then volley ball. Then tackle football! 😈

Originally posted by Dolos
If I had a million dollars I'd get a eleven of the hottest escorts, and play a game of dodgeball...then volley ball. Then tackle football! 😈

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
And then wonder a year later how you ended up broke all over again.

Oh I'd know how.

It's me.

woe missed a lot...eeh my life is okay; got a cold and should be inside but staying out..

classic dudester

Duudee, I am fuuckkkedd. I need food man.
And bed. Omfg I'm ****ing hank marvin

Rediculous man

So today I woke up with a cold. I decided to eat my second bag of Blair's Jolokia chips, and because of my stuffed nose it didn't burn too bad so I ate a bit more than I probably should have. But now my stomach hurts really really bad.