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Originally posted by Oneness
Yes, apparently I had lost my virginity in the most depraved way possible...and my friend showed me a pic of it.

Originally posted by Oneness
Even if she never falls for me, I will here on out never look at porn, and preserve my virginity for her.

That little 'incident' doesn't count.

Being in when you're soft doesn't count. I had SO much alcohol in my system, had never been drunk before in my life, can't blame me. I wasn't hard, I was in limp. I passed out moments later. It does not count.

I know it was the alcohol because I had no trouble getting it up for my ex - before you ask it was being given head, I never went in.

That sounds like it should be your ex's excuse.

Not quite sure I understand what you mean.

Why's that exactly?

I've never heard an excuse like that from a man.

Just so we're clear, being given head = receiving a blow job. Oral sex to label it technically.

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lol

Instead of a footlong, I got 2 different 6in subs. Go me.

I'm still amazed the Avengers let the Hulk join their group.

He's a good aggo-grabbing tank with decent dps.

^^^^^

Anderson Silva: I had my wife drive me around town so my kids couldn't see my cry.

At the moment I'm watching Australia vs England in the cricket and stosur vs ivanovic in the tennis here in Australia. Stosur is 1 set up. Personally, Ivanovic is HOT as hell, so, I don't care if Storus loses 😆

Still drinking Jack
😆

Stosur was sh*t house at the end. Mind you, she is more stacked than me 😆 (muscles)

For comfortable - we won the cricket (Australia) 😛

I dyed my hair 1 hour ago. It was cheap at the chemist (pharmacy) $10.

I think I did too much darkest! It only lasts one month with me 😆 🤣

Since when was 10 dollars for hair dye cheap? o_O

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Since when was 10 dollars for hair dye cheap? o_O

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Since when was 10 dollars for hair dye cheap? o_O

He is talking about Australian Dollars, I assume, but still...