Originally posted by rudester
Love that movie~demolition man. Love it when the reporter asks him when he save the little girl and the little girls like fuc u lady. Now they bleeped the f word out and in some versions she says up urs lady. Lol love it also when he cant get the seashells!
So some guy messaged me today guess i gave him my phone some time ago cus i didnt know who the fuc he was, anyways he wanted to get fuced and i was just coming home from work..boring day. So he comes to tell me hes a bottom only which means he only can take it up the asz. I get it out of him that hes been in a bike accident and that his penis got smashed and half of its gone. So i ask him,"wat do u mean half of its gone?"...well i was in a bike accident and i can only get fuced..so then i asked him wats left and he said, 4 inches! I was totally grossed out thinking id die if my penis was gone, i wanted to tell him to turn it into a vjj and become a women but that tat would be rude. I said sorry i have to work out and left it at tat!
I wanna sit on his face.