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Started by Nuke Nixon9,042 pages
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
why do you all HATE ME !

It's not just you.

They found me.

Someone was actually LOOKING?

and what they found was horrifying

But what stops the mouse-matt from burning?

Everyone loves the leghorn.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Someone was actually LOOKING? [/B]

Creditors are tenacious f-ckers.

You just don't know how to talk to them on the phone.

Little bit tougher when they come knocking on your door, but a double barrel shotgun can really turn the conversation around.

No No No!
That aint how you do it!
You open the door with a GREAT BIG SMILE and then INVITE THEM In!

That's when you get CREATIVE!

It's scary how accurately this describes the Philosophy section.

^ is an Astner-Hole!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Astner-Hole! [/B]

Sounds like heaven, if you replaced all the angels with gods.

But which set of gods?

Now some of them were real holes.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Most of Coldplay's stuff feels like having a damp grey rag placed over my soul.

I'm starting to believe in this global warming thing.

So am I. But then I always do when SUMMER rolls around.

Summer. Ick.

Hey no summer and you don't get to see the girls let the twins out, I'll put up with some heat for that.

I can supply all the heat needed for that without summer.