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I just think you need to get your panties out of a bunch.

Oh my god! Archibald doohickey?!

Archibald doohickey is my middle name, if the government sees that they're gonna know it's me!

7:30 AM please.

Then came, "Those Darn Amigos".

Hey lizard lips. Your mama was a snow-blower.

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

She should've followed up with that specialist in Houston.

Bazinga!

my panties are so far up my number nine my green sweater is giving birth to a flock of herrings

In brightest day
In blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evils might
Beware my power
Green Lanterns Light.

With blood and rage of crimson red,
Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead,
Together with our hellish hate,
We'll burn you all--That is your fate!

Hickery dickory dOc
This ***** was sucking my cok
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her at the end of the block

I would totally shank some one for a well made 4 cheese lasagna right now.

Everybody likes to look at the large vehicles.

Some women fake orgasms.

Some men fake whole relationships

I love that line P... so it turns out I was right about Taylor.. he was just in a fake relationship with me...and for what purpose? To fill the void while his bf was away! I'm over throwing a fit I just rather be content by myself. The idea of pleasing my inner soul sounds amazing, starting with my body. So what next?

I've been working on my apartment so much...new paint job, new appliances, new wall paper. . Now I need a new bed.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Oh my god! Archibald doohickey?!

Archibald doohickey is my middle name, if the government sees that they're gonna know it's me!

I want to hear them scream, until I am deaf with pleasure!

We're all on borrowed time