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I guess that's why.

I GUESS!!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I care.

Also they're quite clearly just rocks.

facepalm

aw thank you flowers

Ahaha omg I just peed a little

lol

LBL aka Light Bladder Leakage

I had a very spiritual day it was nice
Idk what kind of vibe I was giving but everyone said hi to me
This lady at the grocery store was having a bad day one guy told her to go around so rude...two min later a guy in front of her told her not to touch him...I was laughing so hard

sounds like you're doing pretty well

I'm content. No sex no bad habits... but I'm finding myself shopping more. Eating out more.. idk

One sec I got to put something in the oven... brb

Actually later... be on later got movies I forgot and making dinner

have fun 🙂

Why yes. That was Joe DiMaggio.

My butt is numb 😐

I had nothing to do with that.

Someone needs to smack it a little and wake it up for me ✅

Kissing ass doesn't leave a minty after taste

Inorite ✅

Homie don't blame your whisky dick on me chair

I can't find my nail clippers

The Tooth Fairies are still in the walls.

Good morning cruel world.