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Originally posted by riv6672
I guess Satan was the first superhero.
In his first adventure, he took the form of a snake to free two prisoners being held naked in a Third World jungle prison by an all-powerful megalomaniac. At the same time, he broadened their diet and introduced them to their own sexuality.

Shrek

is

on

HBO

right

now.

Shrek

is

love

Shrek

is

life.

I'm dumping james I just don't trust him. Yesterday he had a very important meeting at night and today morning as well. Who sets up a meeting on a Friday night. So he said he'd be at meets all day Friday at different Venues around town, luckily he lives two blocks away. So I went over yesterday to his house and the lights were on and his car was there. We were supposed to meet at 3:30 but now he can't because he wants to go work out.. funny thing.. after two days of non stop meetings u want to go work out? He moved it to 530

Originally posted by riv6672
I guess Satan was the first superhero.
In his first adventure, he took the form of a snake to free two prisoners being held naked in a Third World jungle prison by an all-powerful megalomaniac. At the same time, he broadened their diet and introduced them to their own sexuality.

I mean when God keeps people locked up and tries to keep them ignorant to the outside world it is okay, but when I do it suddenly it's like I broke some kind of law.

Double standards are never cool.

Hey good game! SLAP ASS! Good game! SLAAAAP ASS!

Originally posted by Surtur
I mean when God keeps people locked up and tries to keep them ignorant to the outside world it is okay, but when I do it suddenly it's like I broke some kind of law.

Double standards are never cool.

Mmmmyeah I would have to hope that one of God's little life lessons would have less of a lasting trauma then one of Surt's little LESSONS!

God saves - but not now, and not here. His salvation is on layaway. Like all grifters, He asks you to pay now and take it on faith that you will receive later. Whereas women offer a different sort of salvation, more immediate and fulfilling. They don't put off their love for a distant, ill-defined eternity but make a gift of it in the here and now, frequently to those who deserve it least. The devil and woman have been allies against God from the beginning...

Take another little pizza my heart now baby

I did

get hungry

for pizza

but decided against

it.

Of course you can't eat pizza quancho, it'd be bad for the business.