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You don't put out a libido fire with whip cream, you have to use green tea.

Green tea, you say?
But i'm more of a coffee man...🙁

A man made entirely of coffee would do well to stay away from doughnut shops.

There's several holes in your theory...😱

Hole Theory suggests that in each doughnut there exists a portal to a pastry dimension filled with untold delights.

Afternooooon delights? Sweeeet sweet sex? Something about filling holes...i ran outta steam on this one. 😛

Afternoon cartoons were as delightful one could get back in the day.

Am I Wry? No

Why oh why is rye bread so dark?

^^^because its mom had sex with the mailman, like mine did...? 😕

I stopped to think about that, and I still dunno.

Neither did i, the first 12 years! 😱

It's stepping into the middle of a conversation that you don't quite have the context to but you smile and nod anyway and just fake it till you make it.

It's all about to blow up

#boom

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
It's stepping into the middle of a conversation that you don't quite have the context to but you smile and nod anyway and just fake it till you make it.

I am machine
I never sleep
I keep my eyes wide open
I am machine
A part of me
Wishes I could just feel something
I am machine
I never sleep
Until I fix what's broken

I'm just ruggedly handsome.

Im happy to be a part of this shitposting. It gets better every day.

Originally posted by Awoovement
...this shitposting.

Wait?! Is that what this is? Oh I have been led down the primrose path!

Its funny how new posters always know the terms people who have been here for so much longer use to describe certain forums. 😂