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Run, run...run Candace, run.

CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYONE!!

wait.. not you.

Or you.

It could work as an Avengers Movie...

So I was talking with a buddy of mine and she brought up the dead Arnuki Beast from the Scooby Doo.

What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish?

Time to make the donuts.

Chandler is a girl! Chandler is a girl!

I'm glad we're having a rehearsal dinner; i rarely practice my meals before i eat.

So...turns out i know a woman who sorta married her brother.
Her dad and his mom were married when they were 5-8, then divorced and lost touch.
They met again in college, figured out who they were to each other, but wound up dating then getting married.

🤨

Originally posted by riv6672
So...turns out i know a woman who sorta married her brother.
Her dad and his mom were married when they were 5-8, then divorced and lost touch.
They met again in college, figured out who they were to each other, but wound up dating then getting married.

🤨

Well, maybe there are lots of couples like that but they don't know and probably will never find out.

Maybe i'm just old fashioned. Always thought i was a rum and Coke.

Never give someone dressed as a clown a list of your worst fears. It never turns out like you think it will.

Make her be ok. Just please let her be ok.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Make her be ok. Just please let her be ok.

Guess I'm not the only one who accidentally ran an old lady over while drunk.

Funk Soul Brother.

Yay! Go sports ball team! Beat the other guys! Woot! 💃

That was a good game last night.

Drew! Barry! More power!
Charlize, they're on the ray!
Helen, hunt them down!
William, hurt them!
Halle, bury them!
Hugh! Jack! Man the battle stations!
Kevin! Bake on! We're still going to need that victory cake!

Drunk sign language must get super confusing.

They must not talk a lot in the winter. Mittens.