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Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
why do you strongly dislike me

^^^Thats cute...

And then the dam caved in.

If it's any consolation, i've heard that when we die, we all come back as music.

God please dont let me come back as rap... eek2

I've never done anything that I both regret and remember. It's usually just one or the other.

The average inmate at Alcatraz read 75-100 books a year.

Go to prison get education. Not sure if want.

I'd pass on that!
I'd work out a lot, though.

Who is the bigger fool, the fool or the fool that chases after the fool?

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

I'm a little disappointed with the strength of these oxys... I was told there would be pain relief.

You might have a high tolerance...that blows, man. Sorry. 🙁

I feel like Cowboy in Full Metal Jacket after getting shot in the chest.
"I can hack it *cough* I can hack it"

The calling code for a number in Russia is 007.

^^^really? Yhats kinda cool! 😱

Now get some rest, Pardner...👆

No rest for this cat, not with a mouth full of lava.

Too bad you cant drink.
I mean you can, but its dangerous...

This is actually the longest time I've been dry all year... or last year. Huh.

I miss pulling 24 hour duty, then going home and drinking. Good times...!

Looking into my pain pill bottle and seeing less and less...