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If i say i wanna beat my kid senseless, thats just a random comment...✅

That's a sentiment a lot of parents feel, from what I've observed.

He's usually a straight arrow, its the only reason i helped him instead of letting him **** up his school year right at the end.
Still pissed though.

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Wow you really zerged the forum good.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Wow you really zerged the forum good.

I just thought you wanted to bury all of Jake's goofy threads.

😇

Saving Private Ryan on Memorial Day is a brutal hit to the feels.

Band of Brothers is an even bigger hit to the feels, for those up to the challenge.

Boiling water. Whats up with that?!?
It makes eggs hard and spaghetti soft!

Fire is what's up with that, add fire to water and magic happens. It's gold Jerry, gold!

But I dont wanna be a pirate!

You'd make a great pirate, you know it I know it vegetable lasagna over here knows it.

This is all because she was a 'low talker'!

She seemed nice and all and then yada yada yada never seen her again.

I dont like when a woman says 'make love to me'.
Its intimidating!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Just remember its not a lie if you believe it!