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I had a crazy nightmare, my hands were made of cheese, i grew another kneecap on my legs each time i sneezed. My feet were enchiladas, my arms were sugarcane, chased by Cuban vampires for the hotsauce in my veins.

This week is the Pet Battle Bonus in World of Warcraft.

Your battle Pets will earn 200% experience.

When I first saw you, Blobfish. I said I really like your smile. Okay, that picture's not your best one. And that drool is pretty vile!

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You just confessed twice to murder.
Can you imagine taco Tuesday on Venus?

McDonald's is making a vegan burger...

CAR SICK HARD FART BONG HIT!

Those closest to us are actually our worst enemies in disguise.

HULK SMASH!

Sorry i'm late, but i got here as soon as i wanted to.

No one in the world would believe you're straight. You're as gay as a clutchpurse on Tony night. You fell outta the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And ya landed on a gay guy... and ya did 'em. No, no, honey, your gayness can be seen from space.

Well, that sounds like a date to me!

Cancelations must be made 24 hours in advance.

This is the finals of the A block, and also the rubber match!

Oh dont be pedantic. Any old Nut Store will do!

Oh...OH! OW! Its not that bad.

Oh, I'm sorry, I must have mis-heard you. I thought you said to rent, "Turn Your Head and Cough: Army Physicals Caught on Tape".

When nothing is going right, go left.

Tomorrow is usually the busiest day of the week!

Today is yesterday's tomorrow, and tomorrow's yesterday.