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Watching the tourist..

The boss gets to be wrong. The boss sets the agenda. The boss gets to fire people.

The boss is a fucen midget named arnie who pats your ass when you walk by.

Men cheat for the same reason their dog licks their ballss.

Moral relativism.

Its nice when my good fortune makes others miserable!

I dont just think it will, i know it might!

Its a love handle sex scandal...!

Ohh no not a sex scandal, reputations being diminished. How ever will they be ever to show their face. I object!!!

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

I’m reelin’ in a live one, baby! It makes no sense; come join me.

Every day i accidentally leave the door open, but, every night, yhere she is.
Dammit, grandma!

I slept most of today stayed home sick. My body felt so sleepy and I thought if I rested I would wake up in 30 mins but it turned into 3hrs.

Motivational speaker, conversational spanish. Same difference!

Buenos dias Mr cleaver?

Two words, Rap Battle!!

We are now free to move about the cabin and lick whoever’s eyeballs we want.

The name is Bond. Riv Bond.

Damn, i thought i was in the wrong place.
You white people throw a quiet party.

Originally posted by riv6672
The name is Bond. Riv Bond.

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