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I'm sure she's not, but bouncing will add G forces.

true...

It'd be ok if he was a matress...

Or a trampoline

much better 😉

Then she could bounce really high.

I like trampoline's..

I used to do pro wrestling on trampolines.

lol lance, so did i.

interesting...

ever done anything else on trampolines?

We called ourselves HCW Hardcore Championship Wrestling.

I was H-Bomb

Jeff White says, "Make it happen, Captain."

I work for the City Council, as i watch the Pools they build with the Rate Payers Money. The City Council gets some weird complaint letters, so they decided to put these into the Monthly News...

Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling paster and 50% are plain filthy.

The toilet is blocked and we can not bath the children until it is cleared.

I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you do something about the noise the made by the man on top of me every night.

Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third. So please someone around to do something about it.

( Can't be bothered editing it ^.. Insert -send- )

I have had the Clerk of works down on my Floor six times but i stil have no satisfaction.

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

* Goes back to doing the Hula to the Spongebob song which rolls during the credits *

*watches niv and wonders what kind of water she has been drinking*

Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

an apple a day keeps the dr. away?