...the bottom of my burrito was leaking.
Of course i showered...
...you made me touch your baby.
I could have just admired the little poop machine from afar!
Okay fine..
...i AM morally compromised!
Honest business is about exploiting the consumer at their most vulnerable.
DIShonest business is pretending thats not the case.
And i...
...i am an honest businessman!
Okay...
...its not Ocean’s Twelve level...
...but, its a plan!
You realize we have windows right?
Its prob. why when we go across the street to Starbucks...
...we get LOOKS.
You’ve never smoked weed?
Good.
Now who am i marrying?
It doesnt matter...