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It's how everyone found eachother though.

Charlie Brown should be Charlie White, he doesn't look very brown to me.

Lol

Love is patient. Love is kind.

So do giants only like Englishmen? If I climbed the bean stalk, would he say "Fe-fi-fo, I wouldn't touch that with a twenty yard pole"?

Omg/\

My dog looks way too happy when she's biting my hand.

I just don't have the heart to tell her "no". Thank goodness for waterproof bandages.

Well tell your wife to stop biting your fingers. Ohh burn I just called your wife a dog. Lol

Cus i felt like online bullying someone. Hmm who shall I online bully now??

They say that the truth will set you free so for one day only I will reveal my truth. Sometimes things aren't what they appear to be. Sometimes people think something but the truth is, you are only seeing what you want. You see had you gone down that road, it would have been a mirror image of your own. For you see those childhood steps that made you who you are was the same childhood steps that made me who I am. And by some celestial coincidence we met. Your biggest fear was that I was different then you above you but the truth is we are the same in every way. Merry Christmas.

Every day has a climax if you find the energy to be with it.
Give no thought to tomorrow.-Jesus

**** ohh lordy lordy I've gone and hit the hatchet. We're screwed. And I have not gotten sleep over this. How can you do things last min.

You people don't understand.

I'm telling you people.

You people.

Who people? My people? We the people? Our people? Your people.

dogs people.

I love dogs peoples.

So do you think Punky Brewster ended up with Arnold Jackson? Or Webster?

What do you call genetically modified veal?

Teenage Mutant Ninja She-eep!

"So if I sign up for fetch rewards, you get 1,000 points for referring me. And then I get rewards for scanning in receipts from a preferred list.

What do you mean, hand over all the receipts to you from now on??!"

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