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Frankly darling I don't give a dame

Ouch the truth hurts.

I went from boyfriend to friend? Wait are we going backwards?

But we have chemistry. We connect at a meaningful level. Commonality. Normalcy. Tell me again why you keep putting me in the friend zone?

Maybe I am pompous but I earned it.

I'm watching the movie Next with Nicolas Cage. He can see 2 mins into the future, ironic isn't it? Destiny or a wave of body electrical impulses being released into the universe only it works like a boomerang.

You have no idea! 😆

Bad to the bone.

They got pills now for bad boners.

I feel like Ariel from The Little Mermaid. In the real story minus the Disney version, Ariel becomes sea sponge because she can not face herself to kill her prince. She floats off into the sky and becomes a spirit fairy. Maybe there is a lesson to be learned here, never get into fake delusions of grandeur. Ariel should have met a sea prince and not some undeserving human prince who by all accounts is easily swayed by others.

This is my last post. Se La Vie. It's been fun. Everything in life has a shelf life, some opportunities you take others you squander. Whatever the case may be you make choices and choose the path you will live. Those choices define your character and ultimately you are the sum of whatever card you've been dealt with. I will leave you with a quote: I hate Norley, its hideous. Miles and miles of ugly streets and ugly brick houses. The people are all mean and stupid. My mother owns a grocery shop and we live upstairs. You see nothing I'm telling you seems real but one day I might even stop believing it myself."

Does everybody have that one guy that shoots off fireworks every single night after dark for like a month before 4th of July? What fragrant dumbassery is this?!!

rip Jimmy Kimmel's career. cancel people are merciless.

hey guys

Nicole, I'm going to hire Ron Jeremy to choke you to the great beyond with his massive cock.

Hope you get ran down by a burrito Nicole, you fake ass spambot, BEGONE THOT!!

Just feeding and clothing your kids without hitting them doesn't make you the best parents. There are hundreds of other waysvyou.might be aa sucky and abusivevparent. Its just not physical abuse

Black people have successfully invented a new language from American English, I was reading Twitter and I gotta have a translator to decipher what the heck these people are talking about.

People thinking Trump might quit because of low poll numbers obviously never heard of the rope-a-dope.

ACTORS MUST ONLY TAKE ROLES THAT ARE EXACTLY LIKE THEMSELVES IN REAL LIFE!!