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Broken record innit, smack it in the head a few times, shake that stupid loose.

Why can't you admit traps are gay?

I did several times, can you not read words on a screen?

I admit traps are gay.

I'm gay.

It's ok little buddy, you won.

Ok

Good, now shut your gob.

Man, I used to love gobstoppers.

Good way to break your teef.

If Slugworth wants a gobstopper, he can have one!

No way man, I don't trust preverts what whisper creepy shit in lil kids ears all sneaky-like.

Castrate that fvcker quick fast in a hurry!

When I was a young boy of 13 or 14 a man approached me in the mall and whispered, your sexy! At the time I was to naive to be aware of what he meant and my parents were not far behind.

Friend of mine in High School got his driver's certificate before any of us and he got a car from his dad, a fixer upper but none of us had a ride yet, so we were going across town back to his house after renting movies from a Blockbuster, and his car dies at a KFC parking lot. We're waiting for his dad to come fix it and this guy in a really nice Mercedes pulls up and asks my friend if he needs a ride, then asks me. Hm, we say no we're waiting on his dad, so the guy hands my friend something and rolls off. It's his business card with an offer and a hotel room number. It wouldn't have been half as creepy but my friend looked 12 at the time, I looked like the 15 year old dipstick that I was.

Some people are perverts. Did you realize what was going on?

I didn't until he explained it to me, I was kind of a naive slow-bloomer at the time.

Same I probably giggled

I guess I wasn't too sheltered, I did get molested by one of my step-dads.

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Trump jr is so annoying

Half the Trump, twice the stupid.

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I hope Baron turns out to be cool, but I get the feeling he's kind of a Draco Malfoy in training, the phrase "MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!" will be used a lot.