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Tongue mine 😠

No. Rudester be rude.

Okay 😮

Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.

Its getting hot in here

I bought fruit roll ups candy

My teeth are going to pay for this and it never lasts in this house. All the candy gets eaten fast

I wonder if there is a YouTube video on how to make fruit roll ups or candy from home

Lol, good take.

Originally posted by rudester
Its getting hot in here

Take off all your clothes.

I live alone so I'm practically always naked.

I got asked on a date by a stranger. I don't really want to go and the request felt more like an order. They basically said you and me Sunday, we are going to go on a date.

I dont know I'm not really into this stranger. We do have some similarities like personality and looks. But I dont know I want to cancel.

I’m attracted to this lady who works at a shop I go to. I’m nervous about asking her out on a date but she’s really friendly, I feel like a teenager again.

First find out casually if she is single, the last thing you want to do is ask a married woman out on a date.

I think she’s single, her sister is taken, but she might not be.

Walk up to her, bonk her in the head with your club, drag her back to your cave, profit.

Old School

I’m not a chimp or a bonobo, haermm I’m civilized!

Originally posted by Blakemore
I think she’s single, her sister is taken, but she might not be.

There are ways to ask someone if they are seeing anyone. I am sure there's a list somewhere online of phrases on how to approach a stranger. I can only guess it starts with a casual conversation.

What kind of store is it? You could always say a compliment like that looks good on you, I'm sure your boyfriend or partner will thinks so to!