Originally posted by rudester Just eat jello that will help with the leg. Are there natural organic food stores nearby?
There must be some around somewhere.
Jello is from food hell, as for me and my house we shall have no part of it.
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rudesterTommy
Jello is a great source for cartilage made from rabbits. Perfect for repairing bones.
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rudesterTommy
Just came home. Busy day, busy busy busy.
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rudesterTommy
You know those days you wish you never left? Well today is that day. My neighbor died and it was messy. I have 5 neighbors so everyone was up in arms about it.
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Then I talked to my crush who went on a date with this lovely girl.
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So then I did something I regret. And well I should have stayed home
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No it's not what you think! I called an old fun friend and he got high and drunk while I watched him blab about his sad life then he started calling me a jerk and my mistakes; so then I eventually escaped but not before being humiliated.
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rudesterTommy
So how was your day?
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
My day was uneventful and drama free, I took a nap and watched some movies with my girl, made some Four Alarm Texas Chili and my Grandma's Cornbread recipe, all in all a good Caturday.
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
Originally posted by rudester You know those days you wish you never left? Well today is that day.
I get in my Astral form and come over and give you a pat on the shoulder and tell you I hope your weekend improves.
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rudesterTommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon My day was uneventful and drama free, I took a nap and watched some movies with my girl, made some Four Alarm Texas Chili and my Grandma's Cornbread recipe, all in all a good Caturday.
Love me some cornbread. Bread in general. Toasty and warm with a side of butter
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rudesterTommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon I get in my Astral form and come over and give you a pat on the shoulder and tell you I hope your weekend improves.
No astro-progection please. The thought of having another spirit here creeps e out. The cops are still here I dont know why?
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
I always daydreamed about being able to go Astral and mess with people, like turn their stereos up real loud, or open their front door, or knock stuff off their table.
I'm an Avatar of Mischief.
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rudesterTommy
What's what you would do with that power pffffft!
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rudesterTommy
What a waste. If I could astral project I would go see who I could see naked. Try to enter someone elses body and observe how people live.
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
I'm easily amused I guess. Like a cat that jumps on a table to knock over one thing and then goes off to take a nap.
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rudesterTommy
I don't think you could move things in a state of lucidity
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
I think I'd prefer the more practical telekinetic power over Astral projection, get me a drink without having to go downstairs.
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I would want to fly or beams of energy released to destroy
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
Funny you should mention that, just happen to have a guy for ya...