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I just woke up to play with my dick

I do that occasionally, wake up before my girlfriend and play with her dick until she wakes up.

That's rape lol

Ordinarily you might be right, however, I have prior consent so it's all good.

Some people dont like to be woken up

I'm cranky in the mornings. I.have a routine

Drink water on my nightstand. Stretch. Eat cereal and an orange.

I usually wake up around 4 and then head down to fire up some coffee, then clean up a little and watch the news and stuff.

I've turned into my Grandpa, he'd be up at 4 and make coffee and bacon and then go out and feed all the animals, let the chickens out, chop some wood, all before 6... not too bad for a 75 year old fella.

4am or PM lol

AM, although when I was in high school I routinely slept in to 2pm because I loved sleep.

But it has abandoned me, so fück sleep.

If I woke up and it was dark out I'd go for the booze.

If it's dark in the morning get a little Baileys for the coffee.

Moy. I juss try to put on my morning face and see the light

Went out to the shed for wood and it was so bloody cold this morning the air physically hurt my face.

Originally posted by rudester
Moy. I juss try to put on my morning face and see the light

Christopher polize and is a police lol Anyone caught that?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Went out to the shed for wood and it was so bloody cold this morning the air physically hurt my face.

Same as getting your face slapped by a dick. Dick slap!

All things considered I'd rather have the big fat cock in the face than this bone chilling freezer outside.

😱

The weather knew I was talking shit, it got colder out.

FML