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Originally posted by rudester
Someone quick slap me in the face

When I read that this morning I didn't have my coffee yet, no way I was doing anything quick.

I slap now if you want?

Less than halfway through the Batman, good lord this is a slow burn of a mystery thriller.

R-Pat is a serviceable Dark Knight, not my favorite Bruce Wayne though, that honor goes to the legendary Michael Keaton. The best Batman is the most brutal... Ben Affleck.

Don't like Catwoman, not hot enough not slinky enough, no attitude other than hostility. Don't like Gordon, no personality, way too fvcking chummy with the Bat for year 2.

Don't like Riddler, too serial-killery for the role, should be way more sneaky fun. Don't like Penguin, if I wanted a DeNiro impression just give me DeNiro ya fvckers!!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
When I read that this morning I didn't have my coffee yet, no way I was doing anything quick.

I slap now if you want?

No we already parted ways. The moment is lost

Originally posted by Blakemore
eh?

Wonderman

Originally posted by rudester
No we already parted ways. The moment is lost

Fair enough, the offer stands just in case.

Only my ass cheeks, I'm kinky that way.

I haven't clapped any cheeks in 2+ weeks going through withdrawals.

Same. I feel like garbage right now even though I'm trying to act like nothing happened

I'm going to ignore my usual symptoms and just pretend I'm gitty

Might have found a place, the application process is a pain in the butt, looks promising though.

Good neighborhood, lotsa stuff around, upscale building with lotsa yuppie scum... are yuppies still a thing?

Originally posted by rudester
Same. I feel like garbage right now even though I'm trying to act like nothing happened

I'm trying to get back on the horse -so to speak- but it feels like I forgot how to put a saddle on -also metaphorically- and ride.

Well if everyone is a yuppie around then what makes the truly rich?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I'm trying to get back on the horse -so to speak- but it feels like I forgot how to put a saddle on -also metaphorically- and ride.

I am on sabbatical

Originally posted by rudester
Well if everyone is a yuppie around then what makes the truly rich?

Owning the entire top 2 floors. Not that I would spend such a stupid amount for that privilege but it's doable.

Originally posted by rudester
I am on sabbatical

[Looking through my Escorts book intensifies]

I may have accidentally cured myself of my skoliosexuality.

I may be straight arrow again.

Blame mentally deranged trannies on Twitter.

Watching cheesy 80s shows

I watched a Jim Henson documentary and now am /sadge

Well he was a genius and he sure loved puppets as much as I do