i couldnt wait to demonstrate
all the super jedi rhymes that i create
i'm the wizard of the word thats what you heard
and anything else is quite absurd
cuz the rhymes i say, sharp as a nail
witty as can be and not for sale
always funky fresh never ever could be stale
took a test to become a jedi and didnt fail
so relax your body and your mind
and listen to me say this rhyme
you can do anything that you want to
but you cant leave until im through
so listen to this cuz it cant be missed
and you cant leave til youre dismissed
you might think that you have waited
long enough for the rhyme to be stated
aint got no morals cuz i wont be rated
not gonna quit til my thirst is sated