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rudester Tommy

Its when you are frocking a girl with a condom then you take it off. It requires sex so you dont have to worry about it. 😆

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Just don't wear a condominium. /4head

Blakemore Restricted

Surely she'd know the difference.

rudester Tommy

Slick or garbage bag? Hmm?

rudester Tommy
Originally posted by Blakemore
Surely she'd know the difference.

You sound like you've never had sex? Have you danced?

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Brits have proper sex in the dark son, they're lucky they know what they done.

Blakemore Restricted

Originally posted by rudester
You sound like you've never had sex? Have you danced?
Trust me, they know.

If she wants to get pregnant, she'll know there's a condom and stop you. If she doesn't, she'll know you're not wearing one and stop you.

Had experience of both.

They fkin know.

rudester Tommy

You sound like an alright guy Blake.

Blakemore Restricted

Ayyy 😮‍💨

No rohypnol needed for my dates.

rudester Tommy

Sure thing. 😉

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Originally posted by Blakemore
Ayyy 😮‍💨

No rohypnol needed for my dates.

The fact that you know about that drug is sus as fvck.

you get thorns village idiot

Originally posted by Blakemore
Ayyy 😮‍💨

No rohypnol needed for my dates.

I gotta use it to play with myself.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Get ya one of those remote controlled pleasure thingies for your wang, go into VR and control it, you're doing yourself without ever having to touch yourself.

rudester Tommy

Juss get a flashlight

Blakemore Restricted

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Get ya one of those remote controlled pleasure thingies for your wang, go into VR and control it, you're doing yourself without ever having to touch yourself.
Wait, so put a thing on your thing and some gloves and a mask on and it feels like you're playing with yourself, but you're the girl doing it?

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Yeah, or like, get a chick to control it, that's kind of like a handy in a roundabout way.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

They have those fvcking machines that other people can control the speed, that's kinda fun.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Don't care for fleshlights, they can get kinda funky after a while and require a lot of lube.

rudester Tommy

😕

Blakemore Restricted

I was at a guy's birthday party once and someone found a fleshlight that the guy's dad bought him. 😂

I mean, that's just cruel parenting.