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Yeah well aliens are real

Blake stop editing your shit

Last one to leave first one to arrive. Ha!

You're the guy what sets up for the party and then cleans shit up after.

Imma roll up an hour into the party and say my howdys and then bounce.

Introverts are freaking awesome.

😉

I show up if I have to, otherwise, I don't show up at all.

parcheesi board anyone?

Yeah if it's a senior citizens cruise, otherwise fire up the CoD LAN and get some.

How about battle ship?

Rock paper scissors?

Canasta?

Wheelies? Cricket? Dodgeball? Play doe?

ahha

You got banned again sir!

Thanks to my ungodly luck at board/card games no one will play with me.

For instance, my Mom has never beaten me at UNO, ever.

I roll the Carrom table when I play my Dad, he very rarely gets a single shot in.

None of my siblings can beat me at any game, I have broken their wills.

Sure buddy. I'm sure you've never lost a game ever! Ha!!

Let's go back a few years to when people were doing LAN parties with Doom, Unreal Tournament, Quake. etc.

My cousins tried in vain to kill me once, back then in my 20s I was a literal God at shooting games.

I played Doom 8 to 12 hours a day because I had nothing else to play.

And now after I've lost most of the vision in my left eye, and have arthritis or bursitis in a lot of my limbs, and my mind has grown feeble due to sleep apnea related oxygen deprivation, I kind of suck at video games.

But I can still run a game of Monopoly or Aggravation like a madman.

Originally posted by rudester
Sure buddy. I'm sure you've never lost a game ever! Ha!!

I went a long time before I started racking up Ls.

In my prime you couldn't beat me at anything.

It's like I was designed to play video/board/card games.