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I could give you some tips but I'll let experience teach you. Nothing like getting ****ed over a few times to teach you a valuable lesson

Ripley

Why do all homicidal maniacs have that same dead look

Why do people keep falling off rollacosters.

I feel like I learned my lesson here and I'm ready to be the worlds greatest dad

Originally posted by rudester
I could give you some tips but I'll let experience teach you. Nothing like getting ****ed over a few times to teach you a valuable lesson

I've learned that lesson already, thanks Mom.

And what was that son?

Think with yer brain not yer dick.

Once in a while that dick thinkin' works out pretty good.

That's bollocks, gimme one instance where thinkin with yer dick ever was a good thing?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That's bollocks, gimme one instance where thinkin with yer dick ever was a good thing?

Your instincts are a bit higher mate, in yer guts innit. Nothing to do with the bollocks.

You mean in the buttocks 😱

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Your instincts are a bit higher mate, in yer guts innit. Nothing to do with the bollocks.

Originally posted by rudester
You mean in the buttocks 😱

That's the HappyFunZone, also not involved in the decision process.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Well, my bollocks are very low due to overthinking. It's a demon.

We talking about how your big ass hits the floor?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That's the [b]HappyFunZone, also not involved in the decision process. [/B]

Why because its automatic?

Well kind of, it's cause and effect, by the time you get a reaction out of it for better or worse you've already decided your course of action.

Yer guts work on a purely visceral level, they remember your past stupidity and curl and crimple based on how bad it was, this is how you know what not to do.

Originally posted by rudester
We talking about how your big ass hits the floor?