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Yes, Mr. Smith can read.

I think I will go get drunk, beat up some homeless people

is that necessary 😐 the second part 😂

Well, the drunk part was just because. I can beat up homeless people sober, it is just easier to drunnken box them.

Why am I getting into a semantics argument about sobriety and beating the homeless?

hehe its cold on my side of insanity's hammock

flipa schnigan!

It's pretty to look at,
Delightful to hold,
But if you break it,
Consider it sold!!!

rucking fetards everywhere
but not a drop to drink

What is this world coming to when a man can't walk into a female's bathroom and comment on her ass and not get slapped?

*shocked*
me want ass

I want ass too...woman's ass, nice tight ass.

NO, LANCE! THOSE CHICKEN WINGS ARE REALLY SPICEY! DONT EAT THOSE!!!!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Takes bite *

AHHHHHHHHHHH MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.

After the initial burn they go down your throat hole with ease.

Probably burn more on the way out.

Those are like 10 alarm wings, homie.

hehehe my feet are cold but chair fluff shall cure feeling

I once knew a man from Nantucket. Lets just say the stories about him are VERY much exaggerated

There once was a man from the grass,
Who's balls were made of fine brass,
In stormy weather,
They'd cling together,
Ans sparks flew out of his ass.

hehe
sure whatever