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I wish I was less clitchy sometimes. I need to work on my playing it cool approach

I get excited so fast than I scare people away

Wheres riv?

He had to go meet his Grindr date in the park.

Probably eh! I dont know, I see him more of a dark web kinda guy. He is into that forbidden shitt all the rest of us only hear about.

The dark web. How does one get there?

I want to go on Tinder and see how many girls I can trick

Then at the last second as they are about to get ready I shout, sorry girls I'm a ***!

Pussy sucks

😆

I only ever liked vagina on paper, that paper being a Playboy.

When confronted by one up close and personal it seemed like a big mess.

None of it makes any sense, it's like hacking into a website by the time you get in you just don't care anymore.

It is like a giant hole that eats penises

Nightmare fuel. Makes sense though.

1st Man is an Earth elemental, made of the dust rooted in the natural world.

1st Woman is a Bone golem, made of calcium hard and unyielding.

All descendants are imperfect clones a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy.

That's some deep nihilist thinking right there. Best not to think such things or the fabric of time and space might crack

I never buy ravioli sauce and now I dropped it all over the floor **** sakes

Someone should start working on Cold fusion

If the earth's water is evaporating and theres a huge hole above the north pole then that must mean that there is a relationship between oxygen levels in the atmosphere and the movement of control to the rotation of planetary alignments. So, basically we have to plant a whole bunch of trees underneath the hole at the north pole to restore everything.

Can trees grow when it's 40F below zero ?

Your creativity and imagination puzzles me