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On the flipside, I am very laid back about politics. I joke all the time at my own expense, and like to playfully rib opposition believers. Never gotten a laugh yet, will never keep trying.

Originally posted by cdtm
I know everyone thinks I'm a happy go lucky guy, but I actually do have some anger issues.

Wanna wrestle and cuddle and talk about your issues?

I love passive aggressive guys

Would love to actually, takes me back to my childhood. When pissing contests involved actual piss, followed by hot baths.

I think Vs is worse then GDF now. Guys like Philo and Galan and their long image spamming and drawn out chats about author intent.

They're ducking nerds man! 😱

Originally posted by cdtm
Would love to actually, takes me back to my childhood. When pissing contests involved actual piss, followed by hot baths.

Where were you raised 😆

Basic cable is an excellent torture device.

I prefer either the total silence of the way out of the way woods living

or the city sounds of traffic and sirens and whatever

To this cacophony of dogs barking and kids screaming and lawnmowers

the incessant noise of small engines

the constant million barking sounds

it never ends

Each night last four years

my back is twisted from shit cheap beds

my neck is tweaked because the couch cannot be laid on in any comfortable position

Everything is engineered specifically to cause me pain

This house was designed by Cenobites from Hellraiser

These kids want nothing but pizza hut

there's nothing but crap fast food in range

everything good doesn't deliver here

how do these people exist??!

I don't know what floral is planted in the 'Burbs but it's inflaming my allergies

Constant sneezing and dripping and hacking

What kind of alien environment is this?!!

Ragweed is getting me down here.

This whole married with kids thing is just pure chaos, there's kids running through the house all the time, I've never seen half of them, a bunch of mad raving howler monkeys they are, always hungry always wanting some damn thing or another!

I just want peace and quiet!!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I prefer either the total silence of the way out of the way woods living

or the city sounds of traffic and sirens and whatever

To this cacophony of dogs barking and kids screaming and lawnmowers

the incessant noise of small engines

the constant million barking sounds

it never ends

Welcome to a city. I'm not going to say I told you so

Originally posted by you get thorns
Ragweed is getting me down here.

Well stick pipe cleanings up your nose holes

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
This whole married with kids thing is just pure chaos, there's kids running through the house all the time, I've never seen half of them, a bunch of mad raving howler monkeys they are, always hungry always wanting some damn thing or another!

I just want peace and quiet!!

It's the circle of life. Children turn to teens, teens turn to adults and so on and so forth.

Originally posted by rudester
Welcome to a city. I'm not going to say I told you so

Suburbia isn't a city, it's a purgatory where people go to wait to die.

You know that classic teen movie where a school ritural involves paddle spanking? And one of the dorky kids decides to punch a jock in the face on an assumption the herd would protect him?

I wonder if anyone actually tried that, and learned the herd usually likes to watch a good beat down happen right in front of them? 🙂

'80s high school bullies were brutal.

Yes the wooden paddle was real and is still used today in third world countries around the world.