Originally posted by rudester I'm sure to those that can take a full fist need some help by drugs to do it so smoothly
Or some really top notch lube.
Some folks got more stretchy bums I guess.
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
My sister's hubby just got his van creamed by a semi-truck, totaled it really bad too.
The lucky fvcker walks away with a bump on the head, hospital released him almost as fast as it took to get him there.
Boy you just never know when your time is up.
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rudesterTommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon That's because he tries too hard to talk like an inner city gang member (Black Thug) and not a civilized person like other African Americans.
Never saw it this way
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rudesterTommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon Or some really top notch lube.
Some folks got more stretchy bums I guess.
No thanks who wants a rose bud
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rudesterTommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon My sister's hubby just got his van creamed by a semi-truck, totaled it really bad too.
The lucky fvcker walks away with a bump on the head, hospital released him almost as fast as it took to get him there.
Boy you just never know when your time is up.
He must be scared
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rudesterTommy
My new signature is the best
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
There is a word for that person but I can't remember what it is, tacky?
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rudesterTommy
That's, Divine. She's iconic
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
Yes, I've seen the movies. Really mega-cringe uncomfortable stuff designed to wake the normies up, but I don't think it did.
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rudesterTommy
Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth are my politics, filth is my life!"
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
Yes well, campy shock doesn't quite have the same bite as actual shock.
John Waters was too avant garde artsy fartsy concept for his time, they didn't have the cultural knowledge yet to decipher what he was going for.
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rudesterTommy
I just need a hot bath
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rudesterTommy
He was a genius. He pushed the limits of social acceptable behavior.
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
He didn't push the limits, he fired the limits out of a railgun at .5 light speed.
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
And managed to have a guest spot on the Simpsons... while being 100% John Waters, now that's impressive.
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rudesterTommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon He didn't push the limits, he fired the limits out of a railgun at .5 light speed.
So that doesn't explain why you dont like Divine?
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
It's not that I don't like Divine, it's just the Melissa McCarthy level cringe I can't stand.
Otherwise Divine is cool.
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rudesterTommy
Just get away from me
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rudesterTommy
Back of the bus
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
That's actually where I used to sit on the bus in school.
You could get away with a lot of stuff way in the back.