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Started by Nuke Nixon9,042 pages
Originally posted by rudester
I'm sure to those that can take a full fist need some help by drugs to do it so smoothly

Or some really top notch lube.

Some folks got more stretchy bums I guess.

My sister's hubby just got his van creamed by a semi-truck, totaled it really bad too.

The lucky fvcker walks away with a bump on the head, hospital released him almost as fast as it took to get him there.

Boy you just never know when your time is up.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That's because he tries too hard to talk like an inner city gang member (Black Thug) and not a civilized person like other African Americans.

Never saw it this way

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Or some really top notch lube.

Some folks got more stretchy bums I guess.

No thanks who wants a rose bud

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
My sister's hubby just got his van creamed by a semi-truck, totaled it really bad too.

The lucky fvcker walks away with a bump on the head, hospital released him almost as fast as it took to get him there.

Boy you just never know when your time is up.

He must be scared

My new signature is the best

There is a word for that person but I can't remember what it is, tacky?

That's, Divine. She's iconic

Yes, I've seen the movies. Really mega-cringe uncomfortable stuff designed to wake the normies up, but I don't think it did.

Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth are my politics, filth is my life!"

Yes well, campy shock doesn't quite have the same bite as actual shock.

John Waters was too avant garde artsy fartsy concept for his time, they didn't have the cultural knowledge yet to decipher what he was going for.

I just need a hot bath

He was a genius. He pushed the limits of social acceptable behavior.

He didn't push the limits, he fired the limits out of a railgun at .5 light speed.

And managed to have a guest spot on the Simpsons... while being 100% John Waters, now that's impressive.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
He didn't push the limits, he fired the limits out of a railgun at .5 light speed.

So that doesn't explain why you dont like Divine?

It's not that I don't like Divine, it's just the Melissa McCarthy level cringe I can't stand.

Otherwise Divine is cool.

Just get away from me

Back of the bus

That's actually where I used to sit on the bus in school.

You could get away with a lot of stuff way in the back.