Tips to survive in a small town.
-Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
-Never react to anything, neutral expression at all times.
-Move real slow like molasses, talk clear and also slow.
-Throw in a few Larry the Cable Guy references;
Git er done, Tell ya what, yeah buddy, etc.
-Look at people but like look through them not at them.
-Never play music in public even in your own car, keep the volume low.