Random Comments

Omg today my fly was open all the way down. No wonder the girls were staring at me

Someone should seriously invent a talking zipper 😆

It would say something like, flys undone or zipper off!

Well at the very least you brought joy and sexyness to people, that's more than most people do.

your own fault.

Not the first time it pops out to say hello 💃

What's in the news today?

Harry and Meghan banned from all U.K social events

That's rough, be a royal and kicked out of royal stuff, shame.

Not a fan but watching it from the outside in just ****en annoying!

McDonald's coffee is meh.

That was not the place this morning.

Gawd I'm hungry for fast food now. Nothing close or nearby my area.

I'll piss in it see if it taste better. Infact I'll pass it around for guys to piss in it and hand it back to you. 😆

Definitely pour all that out for the homies.

😛

Weekend is almost over, what you accomplish?

Not that much. Not having a lady friend to motivate me to do things and go places contributes to my peaceful easy feeling.

So you are having a lady friend

OK Try reading the sentence again, this time using your comprehension skill.

What does the word "Not" mean, I won't spoil it for you, I'll let you look it up on your own.

Oh here I thought you were being sarcastic. Next time just say alone!