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Started by Nuke Nixon9,042 pages

Never let it be said I wouldn't do anything for you.

Bowser is cooler. 🍺

How does this movie pitch grab you;

Michael Bay Transformers meets Robocop. The US military acquires a shard of the All Spark and uses it to create their own human/cybertronian hybrids. The general tone is dark goofy, the trailers will emphasize the absurd characters like "Cy-Kill" or "Scooter"

How about it?

Sounds stupid.

Originally posted by cdtm
How does this movie pitch grab you;

Michael Bay Transformers meets Robocop. The US military acquires a shard of the All Spark and uses it to create their own human/cybertronian hybrids. The general tone is dark goofy, the trailers will emphasize the absurd characters like "Cy-Kill" or "Scooter"

How about it?

No.

Here's mine... a Black Knight x Robocop crossover. OCP develops time travel tech and Murphy steals it so they can't do industrial corpa crime in the past, the machine malfunctions and sends him to 12th Century France where he must defeat an evil offshoot of the Knights Templar bent on World Domination using the Holy Grail.

I like it. 👆

Can it have Go-Bots?

No but he gets to team up with a younger inexperienced Merlin (because Merlin ages backwards)

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
It's over and done with, a gentleman does not speak of such things.

But I will never not be salty about it.

I think you like salty creamy things 😛

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
No but he gets to team up with a younger inexperienced Merlin (because Merlin ages backwards)

That's Benjamin Button

Originally posted by rudester
That's Benjamin Button

Merlin lives through time backwards, making him a bumbling yet wise old man who is getting younger. He makes many anachronistic allusions to future events, including references to World War II, telegraphs, tanks, and "an Austrian who … plunged the civilized world into misery and chaos."

He predates Benjamin Button by about 800 years in Geoffrey of Monmouth's Historia Regum Britanniae.

Arnold Schwarzenegger movies have been bad, but saying they plunge the world into misery is a stretch. 😃

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Merlin lives through time backwards, making him a bumbling yet wise old man who is getting younger. He makes many anachronistic allusions to future events, including references to World War II, telegraphs, tanks, and "an Austrian who … plunged the civilized world into misery and chaos."

He predates Benjamin Button by about 800 years in Geoffrey of Monmouth's Historia Regum Britanniae.

Stop making shit up outta your *******

I dunno, his netflix series FUBAR is a poor rehash of True Lies that phones it in all over the place and is just a sad end to a once great Action Hero.

Kind of makes me miserable thinking about it.

Originally posted by cdtm
Arnold Schwarzenegger movies have been bad, but saying they plunge the world into misery is a stretch. 😃

That's JVD

Originally posted by rudester
Stop making shit up outta your *******

Get educated.

Has anyone seen the new spiderman movie? Across the multiverse

Hoe dare you!

I'll wait until it washes up on the shores of Pira Sea.

When you can see your nuts looking down then I will 😛

Even if I could look down there I wouldn't see the nuts under my fat cock.