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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

No coz a hostage situation is when a person has a hostage
but someone with multiple personalities is still one person so it is attempted suicide

double-yuu-tee-eff?

The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the floor and missing.

I love to do a a small jump to catch the fish that has to clap when told to sing

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WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a disjointed pinocchio..

tired hiker shouldnt have been banned

Play that funky music white boy

a mouse in a hobos piano pocket dancing on sleepin sharks playing cards

I cant help but think that hippos can find out that they are realy car with a gizmo that gets down to earth with a slip of your ear

Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. 😖

😆

Erm......BOOP!

Wow there is a fish under my bed 😱

Þús cwædhð Ælfwine Wídlást Éadwines sunu: Fela bið on Westwegum werum uncúðra wundra and wihta, wlitescéne land, eardgeard ælfa and ésa bliss. Lyt ænig wát hwylc his langoð síe
þe eftsíðes eldo getwæfeð.

all your base are belong to use

I have no idea wat i am writting 😑

niether do i

I still dont know 😐 Oh well No biggie

I still dont know either