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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Oi Captain, as you can see in your sig yer hand ain't glowing, ya canna throw a falcon punch without the glowy bit ya daft plonker!

Oh yeah, real hard!

Damn, bastard.

Imagine Spider-Man in the suburbs. Like where would he even wall crawl, on the side of a ranch? Where would he web swing from, trees in neighbors yards?

Guy would be walking most places.

Just had cereal for breakfast with an orange

Originally posted by cdtm
Imagine Spider-Man in the suburbs. Like where would he even wall crawl, on the side of a ranch? Where would he web swing from, trees in neighbors yards?

Guy would be walking most places.

Didn't they show that in the first Toby Maguire version? He used the rooftops and street lights?

Originally posted by rudester
Didn't they show that in the first Toby Maguire version? He used the rooftops and street lights?

I live in the suburbs, street lights are loooow. Would stand out like a firefly in darkness.

Maybe he could get away with it at night when people are asleep. Also many areas don't even have street lights, or many trees. The center of town would be his worst nightmare because people are always there.

Easy, sling shot between two trees high into the air, deploy web glider, fly.

You forget Parker is a genius?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Easy, sling shot between two trees high into the air, deploy web glider, fly.

You forget Parker is a genius?

Good answer. 👆

But you have to factor in that Peter Parker in one universe is different from another. Remember his web hand device is one world is an attachment and in another, is apart of his body.

What does that even matter? He swings from the web in every dimension, I doubt very much he couldn't sling shot it and glide.

No one specified what version/dimension this Spiderman was and that is ComicVS level cringe!

For me the official Spiderman is the MCU Tom Holland and until someone else steps in (live-action) that's who I'm talking about.

I do not give a single solitary F*ck about the SPiderverse cartoon versions, f*ck them all!

This dumbass mulitverse 400 different Earths is what destroyed the DC comic continuity so they had to reboot a million times making it worse each time.\

Stop f*cking with continuity!

Originally posted by rudester
Just had cereal for breakfast with an orange

Chocolate orange is a fine breakfast.

With a girl's bum. 🙂

Have a strange sense of hygiene if you're going there with a chocolate orange, my cleanfreakishness won't allow me to mess with that area with food.

Demo's porky butthole.

There's nothing I like about those 3 words.

I like porky's revenge