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Originally posted by TrAnCeDuO
So, anyways, I was at the pizza place with my dad and this this one pizza girl kept waving at me and smiling while I was eating the pizza. So I bit into my pizza real hard and all this pizza juice squirted on my shirt, and then I farted because of the pizza juice and she stopped waiving.

nice

pleasant

only if u have the jar

i cut my hand open cry stupid tesco shelf edges

im srry!alright

i have a stupid huge plaster right across the middle of my hand. weep oh well, i'll keep going! 💃 💃

porrige

grits

road works

Courtney Love is my wife

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. sorry... i was just watching the scariest movie ever made... its called Dumb and Dumberer

Oooooh.....oookay 😐

i have a dream garage. its consists of pancakes and tooth paste

I have a horror house.It's consists of sharp things and dead body's 😐

only if the chicken is ripe and pineapple

Only on Wednesday.

no i have a tooth pick! its right next to my umbrella

Whered di i put it that milkshake?

hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?