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What's a UK Christmas like?

Presents in the morning, then after cleaning up the wrapping paper and pretending to like the presents you got, or genuinely liking them, we get drunk and have roast turkey, roast christmas beef (which is just a joint of beef with herbs and spices) or duck or lamb or goose or pheasant or ham.

Crackers, poppers, stupid crowns and silly little presents within the crackers. etc.

Then after all the food and alcohol we just play our video games until we're tired and go to sleep.

Sounds like every day for me, minus the presents,

Yeah. srug

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Presents in the morning, then after cleaning up the wrapping paper and pretending to like the presents you got, or genuinely liking them, we get drunk and have roast turkey, roast christmas beef (which is just a joint of beef with herbs and spices) or duck or lamb or goose or pheasant or ham.

Crackers, poppers, stupid crowns and silly little presents within the crackers. etc.

Then after all the food and alcohol we just play our video games until we're tired and go to sleep.

We do the same but at night. Dinner, pastries and alcohol. Presents in the morning. We watch cartoons in the morning and eat leftovers.

Just give me eggnog & rum and punkin oie & whipped cream and I'm good.

I'll give you beet juice

Beat off juice... ah my favorite.

Nuke drinks ladyboy jizz because her **** don't produce milk. 😛

That's where you're wrong fella, her boobs express milk like a ladys because of the magic of hormones.

So he/she has cock, balls and boobs! All the fun stuff with no periods!

Who doesn't like boobs??

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
So he/she has cock, balls and boobs! All the fun stuff with no periods!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Pity I can't smack her balls, she had the orchiectomy (they take out the balls) but it makes her look good in a swimsuit so there's that.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Who doesn't like boobs??

This guy gets it.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon

Yeah, pretty much the perfect woman.

Why would you want a woman with a penis? 😖

Hmm...

you can suck her dick
you can play with her dick with your hands
she can fvck you in the ass.

Not my cup of tea.

Should I leave you two alone