Random Comments

I seen a girl shove a baseball bat up her ass, I didn't think she'd get it all the way in, but she did... how the fvck does it go way up there without rip/shred/tearing guts out?

I dont want to talk about anuses just now

How about Uranus the planet, lotta water there boy, all we gotta do is stick a probe down into Uranus and pump out the water, like lancing a boil.

Not when you are eating

How are you going to get over that if I don't disgust you alla time?

I never said

You didn't have to, I can sense when someone needs my assistance.

I wish I had pie right now 🙁

My Mom has already baked pies, cookies of every sort, little sweetcakes, the maniac is going to kill us this year.

Yummy

No Grandmas left in either family so generations of cooking knowledge is gone.

Yup that's life. People always get underappreciated until they are gone

I feel depressed now

Well if you need a Grandma tell ya what, you go down to your local nursing home betcha there'll be lots of old gals just dying (pardon the pun) for some attention because their family abandoned them.

My grandmother was a mean lady, so I naturally loved her. Her poor people skills and blunt nature made her positively evil

How many grandmothers do you know can fight?

Before she died, she called my brothers girlfriend, ***** 😱 . Think an old lady telling a young girl to move outta the way *****!

God bless her shenanigans I miss her

She had a way of insulting you and yet it seemed so funny.

Where'd everyone go?