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If you say something British I'll 😮‍💨

Fine, I'll say something in Irish...

Dia duit, conas atá tú?

Sounds French

Let's see, pronunciation...

Dee-ah gwit, Cunnus ataw too...nope no Frenchie sounding things there.

😆

Try to speak that to a native Irish and they'll give you a dirty look and tell you to feck off.

My best friend is Irish but he is a harmless leprechaun

Oh tis a horrible thing to trust one of the wee folk, they'll just as soon as spit in yer eye than talk.

Well that's your luck. Ever heard of the luck of the leprechaun

no

Well for a man who's clumsy and falls down the stairs I can see that

Yes quite right, but it still stings.

Poor baby. Let me get you some trans women to tend to you

My gf is here a little bit every day or so, no fooling around so we gotta be sneaky.

A little tickle is okay

Is that what the kids are calling it these days.

I would think having a bit of a roll would be something they should encourage, sexual healing is a real thing.

I need sexual healing overtime

My parts need to be licked like a dog

Then treated like a rag doll