Originally posted by Nuke Nixon MY Momma ain't fat, she' farm stock
She's big boned
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rudesterTommy
Ohh you just wait and see
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
There's a soup ladle aimed right at you, shit hurts like a mofo too.
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rudesterTommy
You wouldn't
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rudesterTommy
I dare you!
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rudesterTommy
I'll throw the soup at you, it will be like the scene from sleepaway camp. Then I'll toss you in the soup
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
What kind of soup, some are more skin-friendly than others, temperature variations and what not...
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rudesterTommy
Lentil
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
I got nothing against lentils but it's not my face, but my dad makes a decent lentil soup like every other day, it;s monotonous.
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rudesterTommy
Big words big words. I like mine with hotdogs sliced perfectly in tiny bits and little tiny pasta added to it.
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rudesterTommy
Shake your whammy fanny, funky song, funky song
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
He's a vegetarian, they don't believe in hot dogs.
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
Their meat substitute stuff proves that they have no concept of meat.
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rudesterTommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon He's a vegetarian, they don't believe in hot dogs.
Good lord. He's never had the wonders of Bacon
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rudesterTommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon Their meat substitute stuff proves that they have no concept of meat.
Burn that witch.
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rudesterTommy
Or eat him. He would be the salad part of the meal.
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rudesterTommy
Soylent greens. Muahaha
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
Might be why they divorced, she grew up on a working ranch where they slaughtered cows to have enough meat for the winter. And every Sunday Grandma made a huge roast dinner,
You can't just switch lifestyles like that.
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rudesterTommy
Nope you can't. Veggie is what's trending
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Nuke NixonSenior Member
I might be a veggie, all I eat is moo cow fvck steak and salad, mildly embarrassing.