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I had an uncle that would take his shirt off at holidays when there would be football games on TV, he'd yell "All your teams suck, fight me!!" But he was old and no one had the heart to knock his dick in the dirt. Very sad.

Sounds like fun. Was he married?

He was a serious alcoholic, his first through 3rd wives divorced him, the 4th one offed herself, he didn't try for a 5th.

Sounds sad like

He had a good death, sat in his favorite chair, drained a bottle of 10 year old Scotch whisky.

My Grandma found him the next day, not surprised.

I guess that's the way to go, wasted

I had an uncle who got cancer and it ate him to a skeleton practically.

Another uncle that had 4 heart attacks and a stroke into a vegetable state, damn body wouldn't realize it was dead, so they pulled the plug, he passed 10 day later, tough sumammma bicht.

Depressing

I might be headed that way. If life is kind it will kill me fast

Get one of the those euthanasia pods, quick and painless.

I'll look into that or I can just walk into the ocean

Drowning hurts like a MFer, get 10-12 Tramadol pills you just fade away to sleep and that's the ballgame.

Who said drowning hurts?

Could be in the tub

But I'll try your way

Trying to breathe when you can't sets off a panic in your body, see it wants to live more than you do, your lungs will strain and it'll feel like a fire in your chest. I drowned before but one of my good uncles happen to see me struggling in the deep end of a pool and jumped in as I went limp, yeah it hurt a ton.

I guess no death is painless. 😭

I always have that reoccurring thought that I'm going to wake up in my coffin or while I'm being burned to ashes

Originally posted by rudester
I guess no death is painless. 😭

Unless you overdose on opioids.

It might be immediately but it will be the worst pain in mere seconds