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Alzheimer

I just woke up

I haven't been to sleep yet.

I'm trying to prove that you don't need to sleep, you can do plenty of that after you're dead.

I need my naps or I'm a *****

What's everyone doing today?

My sister has her kids over for movies on the big TV, it's just Shrek 4 which I've no interest in, I made them some pizza bagels that's my good deed for the day. Imma stay up in my room watching the rest of the first season of the gentleman TV show.

That sounds nice what a good uncle

As much as kids in general annoy the bloody fvck out of me I still love the little buggers.

Congratulations uncle Buck you've won the award for best uncle of the year

Ironic, I'd be a holy terror to my own kids but I'm a better Uncle. #Perspective

Me and kids don't get along, same with animals. It's like they smell something 😂

I usually love animals of all sorts but if I think a dog or cat is a dickhead they must sense it and stay away from me.

Probably 🤔. But dogs are scared of me and always run away crying

It's very rare to find a dog that isn't afraid. I'm not even talking about dogs that bark, I'm talking about whimpering

Dogs have exceptionally good judgement, a survival instinct passed down from the wolves... not every caveman would befriend a wolf most would just eat them.

I must be evil 🙈

I wouldn't say evil, your vibe just sets off their warning radar is all.

🙈 evil is fine I don't mind it

Who wants a smelly animal at their feet? Stinking up the place