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So are you the husband in this situation?

I ain't married nor am I fixing to be anytime soon, so no.

Right* wait until you are tricked into it

I was going too but the offer wasn't good enough

They better get up extra early to try an trick me into it, I figure by now everyone knows my stance on the institution of marriage.

There are ways you don't legally need to be married to be married

The legal bit is the most scammy, anything else where I don't have to deal with courts in case shit goes south is whatever.

I agree with that assumption

My dad got murdered in court by my mom's lawyer.

Then she got karma'd by her next husband and we were down to nothing again.

Marriage is nothing but a big pain in the snooch.

Well now he's alone ant he?

My dad got remarried, some people are gluttons for punishment.

And he got 2 more sons out of the deal and they're really successful.

I'm not bitter or anything.

The hell does my phone make noise but no one called or texted! Stupid pos.

That womps. I hope his sons are ugly at least?

Nothing lasts. Things are meant to break so you can keep buying them

Originally posted by rudester
That womps. I hope his sons are ugly at least?

Both better looking & taller then me, smarter than me, both happily disgustingly married with kids, own their own homes, high paying jobs, the whole enchilada.

I had to scratch and claw and fight my way to get here, they had it handed to them on a gold platter, little fvckers.

But I got all the rizz, they're about as interesting as a box of wet hair.

That sucks man. All you can do is live your best life

That's the current plan, and then when they aren't expecting it Imma plant a bomb in their cars, [supervillain maniacal laughter]

Goodluck. Hopefully you have all your faculties in order

I'll have you know Dr. Sivana was a functioning supervillain well into his 100s.